Tuesday, November 19, 2024

Afghanistan: The Most Incompetent General Ever

 


Major General William Elphinstone is considered by some military historians to be “the most incompetent soldier who ever became a general”, possessed of “the leadership qualities of a sheep.”  Elphinstone’s road to disaster, however, was well paved and made broad by others.

 In 1838, Afghanistan was a buffer state between British India and the expanding Russian Empire.  Energized by real or imagined Russian plots in the country, the British rallied support behind a prince favorable to British interests, marched into the country, and after a short campaign installed a puppet king in Kabul on August 6, 1839.

 Many in British India now felt that the mission had been accomplished.  It was time to bring the troops home.  Most of the victorious army marched home, but a permanent British garrison was established in Kabul to prop up the new regime.  It needed propping up.  The British had replaced a relatively popular ruler with a weak puppet. Scattered fighting erupted in the surrounding countryside.

 Increasingly frustrated with the costs of maintaining a large garrison in Kabul, the British government eliminated the subsidies being paid to the various tribes in the area around Kabul to keep the peace. Once the subsidies ended, hostile activity increased even more. 

 Into this rapidly deteriorating situation stepped Major General William Elphinstone, who was assured by all, “You will have nothing to do here; all is peace.”

 When Elphinstone arrived in Kabul his command consisted of some 4,500 troops (British troops and Indian sepoys).  Additionally, there were 12,000 army dependents such as wives, children, and servants, living in the British cantonment just outside of Kabul.



 The military situation on the ground when Elphinstone arrived was a tragedy waiting to happen.  The British had abandoned the city’s fortified citadel, the Bala Hissar, to the puppet king and built the British cantonment some 1.5 miles outside of the city in a low area surrounded by Afghan forts occupying the high ground.  These forts had been neither occupied nor destroyed. 

 The cantonment itself was indefensible. According to contemporary witnesses there had been, “a pretense of rendering the cantonments defensible by surrounding the great parallelogram with the caricature of an obstacle in the shape of a shallow ditch and feeble earthwork over which an active cow could scramble.”

 Elphinstone now nearly sixty was racked by gout and rheumatism. He was soon unable to mount his horse un-aided. He was incapable of reaching clear cut decisions and vacillated depending on the opinion of the latest person with whom he spoke.  One officer wrote, that Elphinstone was “fit only for the invalid establishment on the day of his arrival.” 

 On 2 November 1841 a revolt broke out in Kabul.  A mob of insurgents stormed the house of one of the senior British civilian officers and murdered him and his staff.  Elphinstone took no action, which encouraged the insurgents to press the British further.  The Afghans next stormed the poorly defended supply fort where the British garrison’s provisions were housed. 

 After furious fighting around the small fort and repeated calls for help, Elphinstone finally realized that he should do something.  The relief force was surprised, however, to find the survivors of the supply fort, having abandoned all hope of relief, making a hasty retreat toward the cantonment.  Elphinstone’s inaction had resulted in the loss of most of the army’s food and supplies.

 A council of war proposed, as the winter was coming on, either to retreat to the British stronghold of Jalalabad some ninety miles away, or to move to the Bala Hissar, Kabul’s strong bastion.  Elphinstone overruled the move to the Bala Hissar and settled on retreat. 

 On the Afghan promise of a safe retreat, Elphinstone capitulated on January 1, 1842, handing over the army’s gunpowder reserves, most of the cannon, and all of the newest muskets. 

 The troops and twelve thousand civilians began the march to Jalalabad on January 6.  The sick and wounded were left behind with a guarantee of their safety.  They were murdered as soon as the last of Elphinstone’s soldiers left the cantonment. 

 The retreat of the column was an unmitigated horror.  Weather conditions were extreme, and the column was continually harassed by the fire of Afghan tribesmen.  The first night, the column halted six miles from the city.  The road was already strewn with the dead and dying. 

 By the evening of January 9, some 3,000 of Elphinstone's column had died due to enemy action, the freezing weather, or even suicide.  Elphinstone had ceased giving any orders.

 On the evening of January 11th, the wives of the British officers accepted being taken hostage by the Afghans who anticipated a large ransom for their release.  The wives and children of the Indian troops were all to die since they would not bring a ransom.

 Elphinstone and his second in command also allowed themselves to become hostages, while the column struggled on against certain death.  Elphinstone died of dysentery on April 23, 1842, while in captivity.


Only one British officer managed to reach Jalalabad.  On 13 January, Assistant Surgeon William Brydonrode through the gates of Jalalabad on an exhausted horse. Part of his skull was sheared off by a sword. When asked what happened to the army, he answered “I am the army.”


Friday, November 01, 2024

Sitting Bull’s Last Words



Shortly before his murder in 1890, Sitting Bull said to his biographer:

“When I was a boy, the Sioux owned the world.  The sun rose and set on their land; they sent ten thousand men to battle.  Where are the warriors today?  Who slew them?  Where are our lands?  Who owns them? …. Is it wrong for me to love my own?  Is it wicked for me because my skin is red?  Because I am Sioux.  Because I was born where my fathers lived?  Because I would die for my people and my country?  I wish it to be remembered that I was the last man of my tribe to surrender my rifle.”




Monday, August 26, 2024

Custer Captures a Confederate Washington

 


                                                    Washington                            Custer


James Barroll Washington was born in Baltinore, Maryland in 1839.  His father, Colonel Lewis Washignton was a grandson of General George Washington’s brother, John Augustine Washington.  James entered West Point in 1859 and was a classmate of George Armstrong Custer.

When the Civil War broke out, young Washington left West Point and joined the staff of Confederate General Joseph E. Johnston.  On May 21, 1862 at the Battle of Seven Pines, while delivering orders from General Johnston to General Longstreet,  Lieutenant Washington was captured by a company under the command of Captain George Armstrong Custer.  Custer took the opportunity to have a picture taken with his old classmate before sending him the rear as a prisoner of war.  Washington was subsequently exchanged and continued to serve in the Confederate army until the end of the war.


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Wednesday, August 14, 2024

Captain Benteen Describes Panic at the Battle of the Little Bighorn

 




“I went over the battlefield carefully with a view to determine how the fight was fought.  I arrived at the conclusion I have right now-that it was a rout, a panic, till the last man was killed; that there was no line formed.

“There was no line on the battlefield.  You can take a handful of corn and scatter it over a floor and make just such lines.  There were none. The only approach to a line was where five or six horses were found equal distances like skirmishers.  Ahead of them were five or six men about the same distances….That was the only approach to a line on the field. (This was on Calhoun Hill).

“There were more than twenty killed there to the right; there were four or more all within a space of twenty to thirty yards.  That was the condition all over the field.  Only where General Custer was found was there any evidence of a stand.

“ I counted seventy dead horses and two Indian ponies.  I think, in all probability, that the men turned their horses loose without any orders to do so.  Many orders might have been given, but few obeyed.  I think they were panic stricken; it was a rout….”



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Thursday, August 08, 2024

Captain Benteen's Testimony about George Armstrong Custer

 


“The battalion organization was made after we had marched about four hours.  I think at the first halt an orderly came to me with instructions for the officers to assemble.  General Custer told us that he had just come down from the mountain; that he had been told by the scouts that they could see a village, ponies, tepees and smoke.  He gave it to us as his belief that there were no Indians there; that he had looked through the glasses and could not see any, and did not think there were any there.

 “Now, in 1875, I had a very similar experience with Indians in Dakota, and as the statements of the Indians then were absolutely confirmed by what was afterward proved, I was strong in the belief that the Crow Indians only reported what was shown them by their superior keenness of vision, and that the hostile village was where they located it; but as no opinions were asked for, none were given.”

Sunday, July 28, 2024

The Strange Odyssey of the Little Bighorn Artifacts

 




On June 25, 1876, at the Battle of the Little Bighorn, five companies of the U.S. Seventh Cavalry, under the direct command of George Armstrong Custer were wiped out. 

 

Many artifacts initially lost on the battlefield were to have a strange after life.  Take for example, the engraved pocket watch of George Armstrong Custer.  There are at least two stories regarding the odyssey of the watch. 

In Son of the Morning Star, historian Evan S. Connel relates that in 1906 a Montana saloon keeper bought the watch from a Sioux Indian.  The watch was lost in a dice game, exhibited in a travelling show, and finally turned up in California before being purchased for the Don and Stella Foote Collection in Billings, Montana. The Foote’s would eventually offer their Treasures of the West collection to the city of Billings, which rejected the gift because the city did not want to pay to have the collection insured.  The collection was sold off and the whereabouts of Custer’s watch is now unknown.

In his book, The Law Marches West, a Canadian Mountie named Cecil Denny claimed that he retrieved the watch from Sitting Bull and sent it to Libbie Custer.

 

Custer’s final message to Captain Benteen to “Come quick, bring packs”, written down by Adjutant Cooke went missing for decades. 

 

In the 1920’s one of Custer’s early biographers, William Graham tried to locate the missing document, only to be told by Benteen’s son that all his father's papers had been destroyed when their house had burned down many years before.  This turned out to by incorrect. 

 

Captain Benteen had given the famous message to an army officer friend, Captain Price. The message finally came to rest in the hands of a New Jersey collector for fifty years, before being put up for auction.  By a happy circumstance Colonel Charles Francis Bates learned of the existence of the message and secured it for the museum at West Point, where it resides today.

 

The medals of Captain Miles Keogh tell an interesting story.  The senior captain among the five companies wiped out with Custer, Keogh's body was found at the center of a group of troopers that included his two sergeants, company trumpeter and guidon bearer.

 Keogh was stripped but not mutilated, perhaps because of the "medicine" the Indians saw in two Papal medals he wore on a chain around his neck.  Vatican records confirm these two medals were given to Keogh during The Papal War of 1860.

  Captain Benteen secured the medals which were sent to Keogh’s sister in Ireland.  They remained in the family until 1988 when they passed into the hands of a well-known collector.  The medals were recently auctioned off for $35,000.

 2nd Lt. John James Crittenden of Kentucky received a gold watch from his father on his twenty first birthday.  Crittenden was 22 years old when he died at Little Big Horn. His body was identified because of his glass eye.

His watch was missing.  In 1880, E.F. Gigot was working in a Canadian trading post when a trapper came in with furs, blankets, and a watch.  Gigot bought the watch of $2.  This was a gentleman’s watch and Gigot began to research.  He wrote to the watchmaker in London, providing the serial number.  The watchmaker confirmed that the watch had been sold to a man named Crittenden.  Gigot wrote to the U.S. Army which confirmed that the watch belonged to 2nd Lt. John James Crittenden.  The watch was returned to the family, which loaned the artifact to the Kentucky Historical Society in 1949 where it remains to this day.



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Friday, July 26, 2024

Custer the Resplendent

 


In the early days of the American Civil War, George Armstrong Custer wore his hair long, and wore a braided black velvet jacket and a flaming red necktie.  When a female friend asked Custer why he had dressed in such a fantastic manner he replied:

"I was but a boy, just from West Point and I felt young and insignificant. There were men in my brigade old enough to be my father. I wished them to know and recognize me at once from any part of the battlefield. I chose a uniform that would catch their attention and individualize me."



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